THE UNTHINKABLE HAS HAPPENED DID YOU HEAR YESTERDAY?

Yes it was on the news yesterday that Marks & Spencers are going to shut numerous branches around the country but open more food only outlets, a bit like Startrecks coffee places, you see them popping up all over they are even at Lymm truck stop. I guess the food will degenerate like the clothes in due course, they never ever listened to customers and just get it all wrong. Nowadays we by my shirts at Debenhams or White stuff etc, they say they want to hear from customers, they sent a survey after we had lunch at Ellesmere Port branch, I lost the will to live after 15minutes and gave up they can't even do a survey that's bearable. Still what will the High St be like without M&S, I see them vanishing in 10 years. John Lewis show promising signs now and then, you'd imagine with a stake in the business that they would all be doing their best but sometimes it's like they just don't give a damn either,  I guess it's hard getting rid of 'partners', really stinks of Macdonalds terminology.

  I wasn't that surprised about the Croydon tram lump accident , the most unfriendly of the UK systems I've encountered, blast away at anyone with their honkers if you get with a couple of foot of them,  it's full of Poles as well which doesn't help although it was stinking Brits who gave spotters hard times there . Anyway I'm waiting to hear about the English regaining their assets when do we get our pound, shilling and pence back and get rid of those nasty centipede things which mean I can't ever get the size of something. Worse still are those stupid metric liquid measurements, a pint is a pint and even our wine should come in pint bottles like our milk. Also no more plastic milk bottles or paper cartons, everyone should get it from the milkman ( milk that is err..)

Get rid of the awful speed limit which was only a temporary arrangement caused by the Arabs attacking Israel and drink  driving breath thingys which have all but killed out country pubs. Give Scotland to Russia and see how Fart and Putin run it. Britain should stand firm against the enemy and join China and North Korea in facing down that coalition of hate. Did you hear that Fart thinks ISIS is wonderful, anti abortion you know, spot on for him, no Mexicans in Iraq or Syria are there so it just goes to show. I had a really bad dream last night and woke up thinking I'd eaten something dodgy, dreamt that Fart had won the USA election, oh dear must have had a rough night, next thing you'll hear is they are going to recognise the Russian invasion of Crimea, I was only joking, oh no they really are- get your cash out now covert to gold and get plenty of water and food stock piled, they'll be showing Protect & Survive on TV  again soon.

I went to Warrington to film this morning, it looked like a post nuclear war zone, all mud and goo, cones everywhere, lots of buildings destroyed, lethargic yobs hanging around with yellow helmets. Bus drivers were great as ever but parking is a free for all, I saw the delivery van drivers they go up to the parking warden and have a word in their ear so it's OK to park on no loading double yellow lines but don't try it if you aren't one of .. eh hem .. them. Also please ban American English computer spell checks in England oh and while we are having a revolution lets ban mobile phones. Photo from Warrington a few minutes back, I knew there was something in the air there.